Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.
So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
The bartender laughed but the manager kicked me out when the mom conplained. There's no way my fart harmed that baby in any way
She greeted me with a new giants jersey and an opening day blowjob. this is true love.
Saw a guy pass out and hit his head on a urinal. Laughing too hard to help him up
You will not judge me for my made-up holiday of wine appreciation day
Where did this racoon skin hat, stop sign and bag full of tacos come from?
Narnia or $5 pitcher night either way
I had to convince someone last night that the fact that he couldn't get me off wasn't him it was me and to clarify I had to tell him there was only. One person that got me off every time without fail, he said "that guy is my hero" you should be proud
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
fuck it. from now on whatever room i wake up in, i'm stealing clothes from. this walk of shame shit is too much without pants
Omg he has a washer and dryer IN his apartment and lots of back up toilet paper. I went home with an adult. My uterus is pumping out eggs beyond my control.
An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
How do you tell a vegan you want him to stuff you like a turkey?
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