So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
I like your house better though. Cause it has febreeze and lube.
I don't think you have any idea how kinky that sounds.
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
I'm not being over dramatic, but I think my heart is going to stop beating.
My clothes are covered in blood and I feel like I drank a gallon of elephant cum...it's safe to say I'm hungover
I walked in on him successfully eating chips and masturbating at the same time. I don't know whether I should be ashamed or proud.
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
I walked outside an you were laying down talking to a star about your life. That's when I took the bottle of jack away...
He called me at two in the morning to tell me he was throwing the tiny Thor hammer at moving vehicles. Apparently he missed the guy on the motorcycle.
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
She said I'm like warm bathroom-sink water. There's nothing necessarily wrong with me, but she doesn't exactly want to "drink me in"
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
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