Holy shit! This guy had his hands and feet handcuffed and was scooting across the interstate and we almost hit him because it was so dark. I hate Louisiana.
just gave a homeless man a kiss in exchange for two handles
exact location. now.
So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
he said it was like fucking a big sack of slut potatoes
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
Is it weird that out of everything, Im most worried about chipping a tooth on his prince albert?
Theres either a bag of coke in my pocket or a bag of anthrax, either way last night got way to serious
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
"This is Emily. She likes potatoes. And sometimes laughs and cries at the same time, and has a wonderful butt"
How much glitter would I have to ingest in order for a "magnificent" amount to appear in my ejaculate?
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
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