i'm sure there's a big cosmic reason for things working out the way they did. like, now you have awesome images to masturbate to.
I think jizz is working it's way to becoming my number 1 food source.
Well he's not a stripper, so we're already doing better than my last date.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
Look, we all have our slutty phases. Mine is just forever.
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
They let me keep the giant cocktail glass because I threw up in it. And made out with the bartender. Europeans are so generous. I'm getting it engraved
But the drunk streaking fizzled when one of jake's friends took a piss while running with a massive erection.
I want to get "Patrick Kane" wasted tonight
I am one hundred percent down for that
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
He is more interested in finding his sweater than he is in having sex with me. It better be a great fucking sweater.
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
You started yelling about vegans ruining the world. Because we drove past some cows eating grass.
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
when I finally sobered up enough to get out of bed this morning I went to talk to mom and forgot that I had TITS written in big letters on both my hands. I love drinking games.
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