dude i was like still drunk, taking pictures of her while she was naked and asleep and she woke up
haha what'd she say
i don't know man, something about us dating. but i never talked to her sober so i said i was making breakfast and snuck out of her house. close calls man WTF
she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
He told me he was ok to drive home. Then I found him face-planted in the parking lot.
Remember when we were mad at her for brining her mom on spring break? She just won the wet t-shirt contest. I think we owe her an apology.
She just told me her legs are numb and that she dedicated her karaoke of ice ice baby to her 4 month old son.
until he told me my vag was like a juicy apple and he loved eating it, yes, i really did think we were both sober.
Parents weekend was a success.
Yeah, I guess so if you consider being arrested and having your parents bail you out a success...
Bail could have come out of your pocket so yes, I think we were financially responsible this weekend.
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.
He can keep it, but if he asks for anything else i'm just going to start pissing on things.
I swear if he puts my hand anywhere near his dick tonight I'm "accidentally" leaving all my rings on
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
I’m on my way to fuck the new hockey player
Ride him like a Zamboni
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