i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
I just found a bottle of gin in my vegetable crisper. Party is back on.
you fully convinced the taxi driver that we were in a race
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
No Bryan wants to get drunk, rub inappropriate dudes legs, talk about my vagina and send me pics of his boomerang dick. That's not how you watch basketball.
That's how he does EVERYTHING!
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
We should try to put a bagel on your penis
I officially have worse injuries from a baby shower than roller derby.
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
Apparently I gave a guy a hand job on the dance floor. ON THE DANCE FLOOR.
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