He was probably pissed, but i couldn't tell for sure. How pissed can someone really look while holding a fishbowl mimosa?
this is a time for prayers...seriously
let us hold hands and pray.. sweet baby jesus please bring us some sweet sweet man loving this homecoming weekend to aid our lonely vaginas it has been a long couple of weeks amen.
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
I totally just potholed and almost crashed while trying to lick salsa off my boob.
Someone's having a good night if they're getting gummi bears and Astroglide.
Marking my student's "don't do drugs" posters while simultaneously texting my dealer, is this what being a grown up is like?
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
You know what would make this walk of shame even better? Picking up my cap n gown on the way to my car
I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
The sex was so good I feel like I could run a triathlon, hit big at the casino, and defeat ISIS.
Just sitting at dinner with my dad...simultaneously texting "daddy" to confirm saturday's spanking and telling another guy to get condoms before Im done with dinner. Don't know when I got so ate up but I'm loving it. You?
Regretting asking you what you were doing.
Nothin ruins a fine afternoon like shitting ur pants
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
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