Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
You know, it's scary to think that someday I might buy a pregnancy test with pride, not at 2am...
He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
And then the lady sheeps would bring me the finest grass to eat cuz im the sheep king and id have sexy smooth sheep fur
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
it's all fun and games til I text you in last nights clothes with a head bleed
I feel awkward giving career advice while naked
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
At first I was nervous, then drunk me thought: What other chance will you realistically have to fuck a British guy?
I cannot pick him out of a line up. I remember he is blonde and his half flaccid dick looks like gonzo. So unless he pulls down his pants I don't know who he is
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
It’s just a penis. It’s like every other penis except it’s not the one you’re married to. Ride it or don’t ride it, but don’t agonize about it
Your not going to hell because you need some strange and the neighbor noticed you look damn good in a bikini
Randomize
