is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
not to mention it took an hour of antique roadshow to calm my dick down
Remember the time we were in the hospital and I wanted to steel the arm restraints and use them as sex toys?? Oh college memories....
I caught him with his head in the spinach bag this morning. He was laughing demonically saying, "i love spinach, yes I do."
Is it wrong in Austin to talk to the homeless while I feed a bird my chips??
I can't tell you what you just drank, that would ruin the point of Mystery Monday.
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
Well get back to your date and give him the ceremonial 1am handy and text me when your done.
My roommate definitely just walked in on me playing the piano naked.
By piano you mean.....
Like literally a piano.
Ohhhh that's kind of embarrassing.
I went by my nickname in rehab. It made it feel more like summer camp.
I ate 2 pot cookies before we left the house. Fuck Pokemon. I'm playing my own game.
What's the best way to tell someone that I accidentally wound up in a gay harem?
Randomize
