i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
i just went to use the bathroom this morning and I couldn't because there was someone puking in every stall. i'm going to miss the dorms this summer
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
God I love babysitting. They pay me $10 an hour to watch movies and sext
The last thing I said to him last night before telling him he couldn't give me a kiss goodnight was pointing at his dick then at me and saying "this isn't working out"
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
I didn't want to walk to anymore parties because I found a cat. It was magical.
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
I re-seduced my fuck buddy...must be the luck of the Irish!
He called yelling about whhhhhhiskey and enchiladas I heard sirens in the background last time I talked to him b
I am available for nakedness
LISTEN TO ME! DONDE ESTA LA FUCKING VICODIN!
What am I supposed to say? "Oh hey, I can't go out with you tonight because I can't picture myself sleeping with you and I was high and just trying to be nice when I said yes"?
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