i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
I'm going to use my one free fuck up card tonight.
What'd you do?
Its more like what im about to do.
I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
Moved my bed either I'm a whore or every guy I have ever slept with hid condom wrappers under my bed
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
Getting drunk before noon on a Tuesday. When did this become my life? Did you know that a six-pack of Smirnoff is 2 liters?
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
I couldn't figure out her damn button fly jeans... IM NOT A FUCKING ENGINEER
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
I puked on his mom. Not my proudest moment
Settled one third of the tab. Am going back for sex. Love you, make friends
He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
hurry there's a jack Daniels slip n slide and clothes are coming off faster than I can even comprehend oh thank god for autocorrect
Last night i walked into a gas station to get condoms. I threw them on the counter and the guy gave me a funny look because i was wearing a bra under an open cardigan and no shoes. I screamed "DONT JUDGE ME!" and he gave them to me for free.
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