This unplanned pregnancy thing is really taking all the fun out of football season.
a creepy fucking ass man came up and started raven cawwing in my ear... he said it was the raven mating call. i am officially freaked out
The little things make me happy. Little dicks do not.
We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
He hit on a bridal shower w/ his hand on my tit the entire time. Gave his number to the mom.
Now you have tequila AND fuzzy slippers. Fuck you. I want that to be MY night.
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
She's started this new thing where whenever she drives by random couples talking alone outside she yells "break up! this is your sign!"
Still stoned. I like your bong. It can stay. No others, though.
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
You woke us up at 9:15 am still in your toga from last night saying "welcome to my house party...party". You had already filled up the pong cups with yaager/fireball and ordered a chicken platter... Who even delivered that that early???
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
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