found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
Last night i was so high that i came home and did a taste test of every vitamin water and wrote theyre grade down on paper.
Getting pregnant off pre-cum is like getting high off erasers
Hey sis... Don't forget moms day is this sun. And don't get her another gift while you are freakin high this time. The vibrator was embarrassing.
FYI the vibrator was a SUCCESS. She was in a much better mood this last year. Maybe you should get high this time and get a great gift
I can't wait until next week, when I find out what drunk me added to the Netflix queue.
should my penis look like a turkey
i'm gonna need a rally to restore sobriety after this weekend...
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
Our brains have an emergency blowjob override switch. You saw proof tonight.
she tends to only attract lesbians and homeless men
Im about to embark on a date with someone who shit in my car. How did this become my life?
I told him not to mix beer with his Dr. Pepper...his reply was "i'm a grown ass man i'll do what i want". Judging by the sounds coming out of the bathroom he regrets not listening to me.
So that groomsmen was naked under his kilt. Also I just had sex in the elevator. And yes, those two updates are definitely related.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
I just texted him from the other room to come have sex with me-stress relieved
You are such a millennial
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