This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
Did you ever feel like going into a planned parenthood and performing an abortion in front of them?
Umm..who the fuck is this?
Oh shit
he gave me an orgasm. multiple times. the weird stuff he did in middle school is now irrelevant.
some random kid just walked into our apartment with two cases... I don't know who he is but I like him
i just opened a bottle of wine with my dads power tools
if u cant get laid at this wedding we need to have a looooooong talk about the possibility of u becoming a lesbian
Wait. Did you let me snort wine last night cause I wanted to smell jesus's blood?
Yes. I have pictures. Your soul is mine.
Girl behind me in line at cvs was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan b soon she might be a mom abd that if we couldn't tell she'd be a terrible mom
Two women at the Safeway just got out of their separate cars and kissed. One was driving an outback, the other a CRV. It was like a Honda and Subaru had a lesbian joint venture and filmed the commercial in front of me.
You were naked with a chalice of Skittles vodka, singing along to Les Miserables.
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
He's getting Easter eggs filled with weed or Jell-O shots for his birthday
Did I really make a PSA to that garage party that you wanted to bang him?
You gave a whole fucking speech. It was inspiring.
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