Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
he pissed his pants, and she still wants to hook me up with him. I try not to date guys with bladder control problems... Unless they're loaded anyway.
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
dont ever smoke after you drink again... i dont think ive ever seen...or heard of someone throwing up and farting at the same time. that is, if you were farting.
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
Listening to my boss get blown in the next room by a male bartender from the gay bar. And watching pawnstars. Tell me I'm not the best wingman ever.
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
So the bartender tried kicking me out but i screamed im an RA you cant kick me out
There's that certain point at night when you start saying things like s'mores should be used in foreign relations. I reached it.
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
Just want the two of you to know, I went to a golf tournament today. Respectable, expensive… Flipped the golf cart. Seriously, I'm 40. What the fuck?
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
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