How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
I love how you are more concerned with what i call my penis than the fact i wanna bone some high school chicks
You told the entire McDonalds staff that I was a whore and that you didn't want your french fries cooked.
Just peed on my foot. Thank you Sunday hangovers.
We literally just Chinese fire drilled so I could give him road head.
You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
She sent me nudes via email. What the fuck are we still in the 90s? Grow up
There is a goat eating lettuce out of our fridge. Do you wanna grab a bloody mary?
Okay I'm ready to show you that my weiner still works
Too late, I'm convinced it's broken
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
there's fucking coffee grinds packed all inside my pipe. what did i do
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
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