and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
The pine trees are waving at me.
Put the pipe down honey.
Hi trees.
You skyped me last night to show me the girl passed out on your bed.
Ladies, we have an appointment at David's Bridal aurora this coming Sunday at 3pm. And an appointment at where ever tequila is served at noon.
You poured your drink on yourself and then said "it's not a party until I'm wet"
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
So I feel like I should have had a going away party for your dick. Complete with balloons and cake. Yeahh that's right. I'm gonna miss it.
Yo if you blacked out last night, careful going through your purse. There's cocaine in a lollipop wrapper.
If I stopped drinking I'd have to take up murdering.
I also fell asleep on the side of a tree so like I hit my lowest point there but it was a good time
Not as bad as when you were sitting in the pond getting fed water
Ahhh, the bane of our relationship.... His mediocre penis
Tell me that I didn't just get ash in my Russian and just mix it TF in bc who cares and life has no meaning.
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