This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
they could make at least 3 episode of "i shouldn't be alive" out of my weekend
it wouldnt have been so bad but she still had the cowboy hat on when my mom walked in
The dean held back my hair as I was puking after graduation. That means so much more than a diploma and a handshake.
I didn't mean to leave you there I just didn't know him well enough to throw up in his bathroom.
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.
I want what they have, but in the meantime I have a whole bottle of rum to which I'm quite devoted
That moment half way through a run when you realize you have to take a giant shit. I was racing against my bowels that last mile. Now my sweat is suctioning my ass to this toilet seat. Enjoy that NSA.
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
Shut up. You had me at killer robots. Your place or mine?
Sorry you saw me having sex with your brother on the beach
So the next time I search for "Dragon Dildo" on my phone, I should probably clear the browser before handing my phone to someone and that's the first thing they see haha
There is an episode of "how it's made" on tv right now. The subject is tequila and water beds. Basically my life.
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