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Just mADE A PArabola og urine
she's about as cool as a sandpaper handjob.
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
Does slim fast make a chocolate heart for valentines? If so that's what she's getting.
I found her under my bed eating airplane pretzels.
He invited you over for Super Sexy Saturday and Cosmos... I'm pretty sure that's gay
it would be nice to just get drunk, not hook up with anyone, and not die this weekend
If she asks the cat was vomiting before I fed it fried calamari
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
There are two types of people in this world I don't trust: people who collect stamps, and people who don't drink
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
No that one bar I got kicked out of got closed so that technically doesn't count
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
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