have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
just upgraded from jello shots to jello bowls blacking out just got that much more delicious
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
I suppose I should wish you a happy one year of bumping uglies
Not good... He ate my chips. Thats not a sex analogy for anything. My actual potato chips... gone. I lost on both ends.
They kept barging in on us saying random shit. At one point they came in yelling room service! and threw soda at us bruising my foot. Weirdest injury I have gotten during sex.
you walked around drinking beer out of a plunger and telling people it was a goblet...
I only want to come over for sex and blueberry pancakes
TRY TO UNDERSTAND I HAVE MAGIC POWERS HOLY FUCKING SHIT
last time we tried to watch a movie together, we ended up having really aggressive sex. during the Lion King. so what Disney classic will we be ruining this time?
tonight's safe word is brought to you by the phrase "Ahhhhhh"
That's true. Ask me when I'm not fucked up. Nvm hold on. Btw. Wikipedia dinosaur. It's fascinating
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