Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
Note to Self: No matter how horny, turned on or in the moment you are, never go down on your gf after she had soccer practice.
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
WHAT? When did I ever refer to one of my past hookups as "the rainforest guy"?
he made me feel like a shish kabob. his dick was the skewer.
and you said he wasn't worth calling.
Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
Seriously, you can't give someone's wife an orgasm on the dance floor of a gay nightclub and then hang out with her husband the following week
I'm sitting in front of a fan naked drinking Gatorade. Motherfucking hangover probs
And then we made magical love in his room under a blacklight as his roommate and girlfriend argued violently in the living room
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
You fell asleep mid blowjob with my vibrator in your HAND. So no, I will not bring you pizza.
I was out of breath when we were getting started and he offered me his inhaler so he's a keeper
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
It's not?
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
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