Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
no, literally. he fb chatted me and said "since you're online i figured we could bang tonight?"
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
So you used a whole package of smoked meat last night. Didn't eat it, just took it out and put it all over the fridge.
Im pretty sure it started going awry when I asked their mom "How much would it cost me to sleep with your daughters"
Btw before you ask, the dr said there's no way shoving his dick that far down my throat is why i got laryngitis
You just kept yelling and saying, "IM NOT GOING TO STOP YELLING UNTIL YOU TAKE THAT SHOT"
Dude my body has gone into shock from not eating frozen pizza and chips. I've been shitting like Richard Simmons after a night out of twerking in a corn field
you gave a quesadilla a blow job with sour cream at Denny's.
Last night was incredible. I can tell by the nacho cheese on my jacket
I mean of all the things to be cockblocked by, Taco Bell is pretty high on the list
well all i have to say, besides fuck you, is YOU try assembling ikea shelves while high on molly.
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
Yeah, everything was going great until the mugging.
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