Friends are holding an intervention and have no idea this gatorade is half vodka. This is gonna be the best intervention ever.
Dudes got a Polo tattoo. I don't care if he has a yacht I can't handle that level of gay.
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
a lot of self evaluation comes after you have to clean up a trashcan of your own vomit and condoms
I love how kegs are figured into our monthly bills
And you just kept trying to fit through the dog door and not drop Jello shots.
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
i knew it was love when she pulled a beer out from between her boobs and offered it to me
Best line overheard at the bar: "This is the last time I'm shaving my ass for him...I mean we just broke up".
Forced to cancel my booty call due to the snowpocalypse. This crosses the line.
That guy was cool until he tried fighting that dude in the bow tie. I need better wingmen.
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
When he pulled out it sounded like a balloon deflating
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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