First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
My drug dealer just texted me that his kid had a rough sleep and was running late to deliver the ounce to my office. Totes adorbs.
I just spend twenty minutes scrubing the "Happy Birthday" off of my vagina. He's never gonna forget this.
Just got a blowie during the Avengers. It's weird knowing that the high point of your life just happened.
i’m just listening to christina aguilera’s “your body” on repeat and trying not to pass out at my desk.
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
i just called dibs on the taxi driver at the bar that isnt drinking. im a grown up
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
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