i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
So.. my mom just told me she hasn't gotten laid in 7 years... I'm really disturbed.. at the same time... At least now I know why shes so damn cranky all the damn time
Please don't tell me you're asking me to have sex with your mother.
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
would really like to know how the teddy bear got super glued to my testicles.
you just kept yelling "siddle that plaza" til the cab driver said it back...
When boys buy condoms it makes me feel proud of their mothers for doing a good job
ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
I dont care how drunk you were. Making a bet with MY husband at MY wedding that you could seal the deal before he could is ALWAYS inappropriate!
I wanna fuck that hideous moustache right off your face. get the confetti ready for the festivities
Omg drank too much. Threw up in my Santa hat on the train and then of course it leaked all over me.
I just need you to stay far enough away that I can't smell your cologne. I completely forget that I fucking hate you as soon as I smell it.
I think one of my ovaries is committing suicide. But that is a topic for another day.
Was I drunk or did Alex not show up with 100 rainbow Jell-O shots?
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