my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
Standing in line for a prescreening of Alice in Wonderland - guy just passed out cold in front of us - first drug overdose of the Alice in Wonderland phenomenon witnessed.
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
my six pack is really starting to show since I started fucking everything that moves
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
Just got a blowie during the Avengers. It's weird knowing that the high point of your life just happened.
It's like someone is grabbing my scrodum with pliers and just hanging there.
I have way too big of a thanksgiving food baby to enjoy any of my old high school booty calls
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
I really wanna just be like, can you just eat me out and stop whining
I think that would solve a million problems
Getting robbed by hookers is def a right of passage in a mans life
All i remember is looking at the bottle vodka that I was drinking and wondering how it was suddenly empty.
That may have had to do with you chugging it
Quick question. If you break the bathroom sink off the wall from fucking on it, can you claim it on your homeowner's insurance as a 'natural disaster'?
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