Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
she was bad bro. like...id rather put my dick in a blender. twice.
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
dont worry, it'll just be a conversation starter like "why did you get that pierced?" or "wow, i got arrested there too"
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
just drunkenly made mashed potatoes at midnight. what have you done for your calorie intake lately?
He sent me $300 worth of sex toys. My clitoris went into hiding after two days.
googling pictures of Lindsey Lohan so that I know what to wear to court is definitely a low point in my life
This ER has an aquarium in it!!!
Letting two friends screw at my place in exchange for weed. This is my life.
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
He just kept repeating "It was like meep meep meep on my balls."
Finally got with the virgin.
Yeah? Howd that go?
As soon as I got it all the way in, I looked deep into her eyes and said "your soul is mine" in the deepest voice I could make. She was not amused.
Like how do you live your life and have never made a grilled cheese? The audacity of some people
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