Eating meat and looking at porn while roommate is at church for Ash Wednesday. Win.
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
the kid next to me in training is drinking sangria. its 9am here in case you couldnt calculate. its going to be a good year.
I take back everything I said about communal showers
I opened a jar of Ragu so I could use it as a cup. You tell me how it's going.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
This year I'm going to try NOT getting arrested. I think the 30th birthday is the cutoff for calling Mom to bail me out.
The bartender from Thursday remembered me... And gave me a FLAMING BUCKET of alcohol.
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
I don't know what the bubonic plague feels like- but I'm gonna guess its something like this.
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
I better get weekly incoherent text messages or I will assume something is wrong.
You know your late night booty call was a huge fail when you go back to your car after it's over, and it's still warm.
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