i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
Immaculate conception is definitely the most boring way to conceive a child.
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
I'm drinking sangria out of a sand pail. I'll pass on tonight
I think that the winner of this years fantasy football league should get naming rights to you child
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
He was cheering for me from the end of the bar as I sloppily ate a Ruben sandwich. It made me feel really special.
Well now you know my birthday fantasy: gangbang consisting of men wearing NPR pledge t-shirts.
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
All time low: no dry towels so I'm using the sex towel to dry off
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
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