You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
At first I felt shameful, waking up naked next to a box of oreos and half a can of cake frosting...then I realized, this could be a bigger discovery than Atlantis.
Random fact of the day: cum is a really good eye makeup remover
so im gonna ask for shark week off tomorrow at work and i advise you do the same
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
Fuck you come back. The old guy next to me is complementing me on my great choice of ring fingers,
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
I WANT PIZZA BUT I ALSO WANT SELF ESTEEM
BUT LIKE WHO AM I TO EVER CARE ABOUT SELF ESTEEM
Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
I had sex with a mask on because I have the flu and I didn't want to get him sick.
within five minutes of being here her dog found my vibrator in my bedroom and was carrying it around all proud! and her mom is here. so embarrassing :(
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