i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
Just saw remains of her puke from last night on my pants.... thats got "Apology BJ" written all over it.
worst night to have a conscience
Family of uber douches all wearing ed hardy in a hummer taking up 2 parking spots at starbucks. Please be more cliche
I'm watching a Sinbad stand up special. Not even drugs can make this funny.
the fact that i fell through a skylight is the least humiliating part of the night
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
Captain and coke. And it's not drinking alone cuz i have a dog
Jager makes that raccoon appear... The one that shits in a basket in my living room.
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
last night you said that you wanted to hold my dick as you slept because it was like having a stuffed animal.
I think I may have gotten way too used to using my boobs as an extra hand/pocket...almost stabbed myself in the chin bc I forgot I put my fork there
I love Texas men! TSA agent found my vibrator, nodded approvingly, and said, “You have a nice night, ma’am” with a cowboy accent. I almost made out with him on the spot
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