no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
talked to my RA about stamps and mailmen again. when do you think she'll realize that i only talk to her when i'm high?
I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
woke up with the bag of wine duct taped to my shoulder.
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
Well no need to be a stranger, even if you aren't interested in joining my bisexual polygamist marriage. New city, new friends.
I had sex with her like 200 times, and she was only pregnant once, those are pretty good statistics.
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
Wrote my name backwards on the test and asked for extra credit points. Late start booze days are my new favorite thing.
Who would've thought that Monopoly night would've ended with some girl peeing on the couch.
Apparently I yelled "Spring Break 1984" at a drunk couple fighting on the side of the road.
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
I need you to teach me how to be roommates with somebody I'm not fucking.
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