I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.
Its okay that he doesn't remember you, he only remembers girls by their boobs and I think you were wearing a jacket
I paused the movie when the delivery guys arrived, and while they were assembling the bed, one of the guys pointed to the tv and said "why so serious?" And it made the whole experience happy.
some how during sex we caught an ENTIRE pillow on fire. A WHOLE PILLOW.
Is it bad form to spend company money and place an ad in the paper because I wanna nail the sales girl?
Eating power bars and masterbating... That's kinda my life right now. Is this what having a boyfriend means?
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
They were supposed to legalize it when there was a chance someone might actually propose to me. I'm appealing this bullshit.
I used to shoot steroids in my ass but for a totally different reason
I don’t care how cute or big a guy is I’m done with drunken hand jobs. It was like I was pulling a nine inch bungee cord for 25 minutes. Now My arm and shoulder is dead
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