real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
i'm sending her a home depot gift card for the hole i put in her wall. call it good?
idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
Is puking blood really that bad of a sign? Can we pretend this is okay?
It's okay.
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
Apparently in gay bars the restroom signs are just a formality. Its a free for all in there
She fucked me for a ride to the airport. If this is what the rest of college is like, I'm never graduating.
This is your morning news. Today at 5 pm I will be going out of town until the 29th. If you would like some great sex before I leave, please contact me. The available packages are: a house call, an outdoor excursion, or a delivery style in-car quickie. available only while supplies last.
I'm driving up the street and can't tell if my ears are actually about to pop or not.
A solid 8.5 on the baked meter, I need to stop.
You were in your third change of clothes, and I found you in my driveway passed out with my dog's food bowl. You win.
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
Cause a man that looks THAT good must have an ass that tastes like lucky charms
I feel like I lost a fight with an 800 lb gorilla made of tequila
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
Randomize
