did not feel like going to store to get condoms last night so went to her pantry and got a sandwich bag and a rubberband
did it work?
nope
guys don't fucking realize that the only place girl like their faces jizzed on is in PORN, and that "squirting" is piss. JUST FUCKING PISS.
Haha, bad night?
What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
You said you didn't want to drink anymore so you started shooting vodka down the back of your throat using a syringe. Oh, and then you aimed it at my eye ball...vodka in the eye hurts btw.
I was woken up at 4am by a stranger shaking my foot who said I looked like I needed a cigarette.
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
I'd help you out but I got Bacardi and Tequila poured down my snorkel last night and I'm still drunk
Your actions as of last night have earned you over thirty new nicknames.
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
Not gonna make it. His stripper neighbors are playing a Super Bowl drinking game that involves removing my clothes
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