Omg. Just talked to a semi driver from nebraska. Got her truck stuck. Gave her and her riding buddy a glass of vodka and a cig. YES.
no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
Some guy shouted fuck america during the national anthem, i decked him. They threw him out. USA USA USA!
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
The low-flow toilet at my office cannot handle the intensity of this hangover.
Tell me again your tentative move date. There are 5 Russians in my apartment on ecstasy and they are having a rave in my living room. I can't. I need to move stat
In two unrelated events today I have had frostbite on my toe and cum up my nose. Who says life stops when you get married?
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
Literally sucked a dick for ten seconds before I said to myself, this tiny ass penis isn't worth it. My night last night
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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