there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
no dont talk to me..because of you my bar tab was more expensive than my hospital bill
He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
My dry heaving is complicating my ability to speak.
If you didn't damage your room so much from fucking so hard we would have got more of our security deposit back
I resent that
i wish i could tell my students that all of their lessons plans were brought to them by captain morgan and diet coke. it's like seasame street, only for high schoolers being taught by a student teacher.
I think pretend fucking a camel is a good thing to do downtown. They loved me.
It's called the dick transitive property. It states if you touch a person whilst they touch a dick, you are also touching said dick.
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
Hahahaha don't tempt me. Remember we're trying to avoid airport jail if possible
I'm so sad at the lack of dick in my life I am going to get sauced and make rice krispy treats
Thanks for wearing matching bob ross shirts to the bar with me and referring to every guy as a happy little accident
I've literally slept one hour I'm honestly just surprised you can insult me this early
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
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