Fell off bed. Face first. 10 stitches. huge scar on forehead. totally going to start telling ppl my parents died fighting Voldemort.
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
The manager of the bar we were at the night before came to my house today giving me coupons. Apperently you and i won karaoke night which is a prize of 300 beer dollars. No idea what beer dollars means nor do i have any memory of doing karaoke but lets go back tonight.
You know why I moved here? No public intoxication law. A cop just helped me from my bent over vomit pose, asked if I was ok, and gave me a ride home.
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
I'm a gymnast. they should know better than to let me get dunk near anything i can flip on
Should I be concerned that the new guy I'm seeing just referred to my stealing a sailboat in college while drunk as "wholesome"?
There's a stripper getting there at 10 though so hopefully I'm out before the stripper gets there. I don't have time to deal with a stripper.
Everclear isn't food dammit
the only things my left hand does: catch/hold things and masturbation.
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
oh and i figured out why we kept smelling vomit. ive got vomit on my socks. putting the heater on my feet was not the best of ideas.
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