She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
For the record, a bath beer is far superior to a shower beer...
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
dude that bald bouncer just did a body shot off of brian and then kicked us out for trying to charge him for it
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
She alternated between blowing me and feeding me bites of the sandwich she made for me.
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
You know its been a rough night when for a large portion of the evening you have accepted your death
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
Is it bad that I want a job purely so I can buy drugs with without feeling like I am sacrificing my future?
Why do you think I have a job?
I need to stop getting drunk and telling people it isn't "about them."
Morning! Got your 3am VM to remind you to get up for spin class and also confirm you were not murdered by the sketchy guy at brunch yesterday. So this is your literal and metaphorical wake up call.
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
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