I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
Oh. My. God. Best non-relationship, he-might-be-cheating-on-his-boyfriend-but-I-can't-tell-because-of-the-language-barrier sex EVER!
what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
I'm not really sure how I got home, but judging by this headache, i'm assuming it involved bourbon.
My dad told me my only assignment from now til graduation is to not die. it's a legit concern for him.
Maybe shotgunning 4 days after oral surgery wasn't such a good idea after all...
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
Oh god. Just tried to hail a pizza delivery car. Awkward.
International sake day = success
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
I draw, I play three woodwind instruments, I press buttons for eight hours at work and Im studying to be a gynecologist... I guarantee I can make you squirt, babe.
He's two decades older than you. Remember how you said you wish you lived in the 70s? HE DID.
They're letting me in by good graces, I can't show up with a fist full of dildos
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
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