normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
I'm too hungover to be in a fucking cow suit right now
professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
Time is so short and I miss you. (I just watched that commercial where the people all laugh and get older and die.)
This guy on the bus keeps leaning over and sniffing my hair.
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
It's gotten to the point that when I close my eyes to cum all I see is candy crush
Your level of morning after guilt is too much right now. Do less.
If Boring and Monotone had a love child, it would be this guy.
I am in serious pain and you're making dick jokes. I hope you wind up with crotch rot.
Leaving the puke on the ceiling as a reminder.
Dude, exfoliate your balls. you'll thank me later.
Do you think it would be weird to wear a shirt that says 'big fun small package' from an ex for a first date?
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
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