I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Blackberries need to come with a feature that disables texting to certain numbers after 2am based on content. liek disabling texting to 'dad' containng the words 'lets try to find more blow.'
I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
So, do you think I should wash the ashes off of my forehead before going to the strip club?
For the record, saying you're friends with the owner doesn't work when the owner is the one throwing you out.
So as your former husband, I get to give you away at the wedding right?
Guy in the room next to us in the ER is chanting "I'm jeff and I'm drunk". He's trying to get released to finish tailgating for the Iowa game that starts in 9 hours.
The strip clubs here are like a safari of penis, and I'm gonna bag me a rhino.
Can't decide if I want to watch full house or the fleet wood Mac concert during the presidential debate.
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
No more chicken and waffles served by drag queens at 2 AM. :(
Right as the plane left the gate the brownies kicked in. I dont think the guy next to me appreciated my engine noises as we took off
If he doesn't get here soon I'm taking off my thong and eating his dinner.
I'd invite you over to drink but then I wouldn't be drinking by myself.
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