the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
I found it funny that her boobs actually kinda felt like a bag of sand. the 40 year old virgin should feel better about himself.
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
I know. He gave me a hug and i was like jesus i can just feel the std through your sweatshirt
Drunk me forgot I'm not an 18yr old raver anymore. Adult me is now in pain.
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
wow thanks for pushing me towards an older man
you gotta start somewhere if you're going to be a trophy wife
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
Yes, bail money means jail. It also means lie to dad, do it now.
He took some pill and now he's on all fours demanding we give him chips from the dog bowl. Come get him.
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
within five minutes of being here her dog found my vibrator in my bedroom and was carrying it around all proud! and her mom is here. so embarrassing :(
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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