Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
I wish i could clap on, clap off my penis
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
he just left. I blew him in my kitchen while my parents slept down the hall. Welcome back home!
Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
If a video of someone that looks like me banging that chick on the hood of her car in some parking lot suddenly shows up on the web... let me know, I gotta see how that turned out.
I spent most of the night convinced it was my birthday. But I was probably wrong, it can't be January, can it? I'm 90% sure its not. But maybe. The days have got shorter. Is this what unemployment feels like to everyone?
It felt like he was juggling my kidneys with the head of his penis... If you could even call it that, it was more like a lochness monster. Huge and mythical.
I've lost all respect for marriage since I joined this bachelor party.
??I have an official piece of documentation saying you are banned from Las Vegas.
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
This is possibly the most humiliating moment of my life. I have diarrhea, in a port-a-potty, at the Renaissance Festival.
i almost threw up on his dick. its like icarus, flew too close to the sun. except the sun is his dick and my throat was icarus
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
he's figured out my code; what are you doing = I haven't found a better dick yet
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