The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
i'm sure the inside of her vag looks like Normandy circa 1944
and yes i had to double check that date for that joke to be accurate
Please tell me I did not ask the bartender how big his dick was.
When I left you, you were walking into a room with a half naked girl. When I returned 2 minutes later, you were locked out of the room naked and she was screaming obscenities from inside. How do you manage to make every girl hat you?
Will you push me around in a wheel chair, introduce me to people, and say nothing as I get up and walk away?
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
How have I seen you throw up on yourself 3 different times, yet we weren't Facebook friends until I accidentally hooked up with your ex?
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
He was an asshole the entire night and then tried to touch my dick in a Michaels craft store.
Sooooo, no second date?
Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?
I'm gonna go take a shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
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