take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
they hired a photographer to take a family portrait for grandmas bday gift. we just hired a male stripper. we are def the better grandkids.
I just finished washing your number off of my chest. I'm Bryan by the way.
He passed out on the patio with nothing on but his boxers. So we put our beer caps on him. Yeah he woke up with a polka dot sunburn.
white shorts are a girls way of saying "im ready to fuck cuz its not my time of month"
My dad walked in on me masturbating in my own apartment.....my own apartment!!
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
Woke up with a 22 year old with the number for a different girl written on my stomach, almost 30 can suck my dick I still got this shit
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
Since I won't be making love with anyone on a bed of roses this year on Sunday I bought a Mustang to fill the gap
Thanks for fucking the skin off my dick
It was a joint effort between my vagina my feet and your hand you can't just blame that all on me
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