I'll start drinking again when I know where I am
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
I'm impressed you managed to decipher 'annslqllpprebBcncnj' into 'I'm drunk at the Vic, come pick me up and do me on the kitchen table'
Make sure your heart doesn't explode. These are words of wisdom.
by "whatever happens, happens" i meant "we are totally hooking up again on tuesday." i thought that was obvious.
Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
He just said his penis sings like Mariah Carey...Im going with drunken.
I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
I don't know. I'm drunk and dressed as a pirate but ill do the math tomorrow morning.
He seems like a nice guy. I mean, I know he's married and he's essentially paying me to be his side hoe, but he really seems like a good person.
I am pretty great at coffee and mistakes
The Game of Thrones convention was just a drunk fuckfest.
Please tell me you banged Jon Snow.
You’d probably be happy to know that I think I’ve mastered the skill of knowing “my type” and then steering clear
FINALLY. I THOUGHT THIS DAY WOULD NEVER COME!
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