I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
Jon and Kate. Drink everytime we see tears. Drink twice if a child cries. Finish your bev if you cry.
he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
We've been friends for six months, when do my benefits kick in?
I just realized there's an entire generation of children that will never know Alex Trebek had a mustache... Sad.
I just made Jack Daniels snow cones.
Bring more bourbon. Day drunk just hit another level.
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
I drink way too much to have a type. Last weekend I picked up a guy who calls me "baby girl"
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
Fuck you, I'm yelling at a mountain right now
It’s bad enough my brother slept with half of the sorority this year, but now he’s lifeguarding at the club and every divorcée and cougar in town is asking me for his number. My twin is a manwhore and I’ve become his pimp.
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