I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
i wish i could, but i promised myself i wouldn't sleep with anyone who couldn't grow a beard for a while. it's not you, it's crosby.
I'm sweating while I eat mac and cheese. That fat.
You stuck your entire fist into a full jar of peanut butter and starting assaulting people
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
we drunk the bar out of liquor so the guy was selling us bottles of wine for $2a each. Only good thing to come outta this flood
I'll do a soapy photo shoot for you in the shower. No loofas, though. Once you get one of those caught in your nipple ring, you never go back.
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
Went to bed with a bowl of spaghetti O's on my chest, I make my own breakfast in bed. New level of laziness
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
whatever bro. i had ice cream and whiskey for breakfast and its noon. this is the second worst christmas ever.
BRING KITTENS I AM A GENIUS
Fuck you, dude, I'm not sharing my weed anymore if you're going for the Panthers.
Lmao a dude who just got out of prison said im worth 10 cigarettes in prison...I think that's a compliment
You really need to stop getting injured so often it's really starting to negatively impact my sex life. Oh and get well soon. . . no seriously though hurry the fuck up.
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