Define "chronic" masturbator.
new number. flushed my phone last night when i puked, made B help me look for it for 2 hours.
I woke up this morning and the first thing i saw was the harry potter tattoo on his left butt cheek.
areolas are like halos for boobs.
Then we all started singing, "Our house, in the middle of the street. Our house, fucks a lot of freshman meat". It was magical.
i found two dead squirrels on my front step this morning.. do you think they have something to do with my missing phone?
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
I woke up to my dog puking on my bed. Looks like it was a successful night for us all.
Dude, I found out having naked people in your car is a felony.. Now were all fucked.
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
I got so drunk last night I took a ice bath with my mother in law
That's brilliant but could get us arrested. Give me shots until I shout LET'S DO THIS
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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