I can hear the grilled cheese talking to me. "Let me in there!" they wanna get inside me
the sex was like sticking it in a jar of mayonnaise
I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
so he made me dinner last pm @whch point i askd if i could help out. he hands me his fucking laundry and asks me 2 do it
only you. it could only happen to you.
I'm drinking rum and coke straight from the 2 liter bottle.
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
Being at this bar with grandma is a real cockblocker
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
I was dancing with a blow torch in one hand and a bowl of weed in the other
I think my nap took me to another dimension
I just woke up naked next to a GetGo sandwich and I can hear my cats are eating my combos. So that's my life.
New rule. If he's too busy to put the "H" in "what" then I'm too busy to put his D in me.
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
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