problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
I just accidently deleted 60 gigs of porn from my external hard drive. Thats over 300 pornos! I think im gonna cry.
Im surprised that you are even able to text me right now.
I'm buying a pregnancy test with my lunch money. Classy.
Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
he must have thought the song was "ejacuate on the dance floor"
I don't care. I'll be that guy that eats cake in a car. Alone. With the doors locked.
Do you think she hates me because I thought her roommate's name actually was Butterface?
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
The cops forgot your handle of tequila when they took you away. Taking shots in your honor amigo
Let's just say that the best way to get a girls attention is not to slap her on the ass from the window of a moving cab.
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
Sorry, all I could picture was you jamming your dick into a lemon.
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
Sheila knows I only go down on her on Bastille Day. Valentine's Day we get high and watch The Neverending Story. THE SYSTEM WORKS.
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
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