Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
Got kicked out of the baseball game with a 4 officer escort. Not bad for a monday night.
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
judging by my wet hair I would guess I showered at the bartenders apt last night?
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
And everyone was looking at me because it was cold and I was drunk and may have screamed "oh fuck" ... You know what, fuck that. What do people think they're getting at Denny's 2 in the morning
I'm at the point where I'm gonna write in my mothers bday card. Happy birthday. Please stop having sex with the door open.
Doing bumps while the kids play upstairs. #bestnannyever
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
We were looking everywhere for you and I finally found you in the closet talking to a build a bear.. So I gave you and myself another drink
I just told the bartender to “give me something that will murder me”
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
you need to drop off my dinner before you go see him because i'm not gonna wait until you're finished fucking him to get my damn chinese food
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