That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
You know, as long as there were ice cream breaks, I would totally eat chips for a living.
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
i told her my name was noah and she leans in and whispers "that makes me so wet." ive never been more thankful for the Notebook
For some reason, my father is not responding to the 5 texts I sent him that all read: "Dad dad dad dad dad dddaadd dddddaaaaaaaaad dad".
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
Apparently I was holding on to a pizza crust for hours last night.
This is like the best thing that's ever happened to us. We're getting paid to sit around get high and eat. There is a Jesus
I told the guy that if he didn't put enough pepperoni to earn the name " pepperoni feast", that I was gonna sue him for all he had. Believe it or not, that's all I remember.
He pulled a bucket of fried chicken out of his backpack as a peace offering. Under the chicken was a rainbow bag of weed. We're dating again.
My ass is underappreciated
Ordered a pizza stoned. The guy handed me my pizza and I tried to pay him by handing him back the pizza.
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
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I'll talk to you in a minute. Gotta put my peacocks away
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