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Why the fuck was there a shirtless Mexican in my apartment this morning?
I am pretty sure I told him the clouds were earth's purest filtration system and that snow was the rarest and most delicious water in the world. My lips are burning because we ate so much.
I just saw "i'm bigger then that" as her facebook status. Would it be better to make a fat joke or correct her grammar?
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
Can you bring me a pair of sunglasses to the bathroom please... Don't judge me.
I literally had to tap out of the blow job. It was like a pornographic wrestling match
Dont be alarmed when you find the maintenance guy passed out on your couch. I didn't to explain why I was there so I offered him a drink, I dont know what happened after that.....
He's telling everyone that the only reason he's at this party is to hook up with me. SOS HELP.
I can't tell if I have the Pizza Hut shits or beer shits
I have just been informed that my company has ray guns. I WORK FOR ACTUAL BOND VILLAINS. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
Do you think accidently including this month's Credit Card statement in my application will keep me from getting into grad school?
Depends ... when did you purchase your vibrator?
she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
I emptied a Vyvance capsule into my coffee pot last night and set the auto start. Pretty sure I've been drinking meth all morning
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