After he came all over my face, he proceeded to give me a high five. I can't even act upset because I always put myself in these situations. Did I mention D3: Mighty Ducks was playing in the background?
Probably should plan this out. Step one: grow stache. Two: get trenchcoat. Three: Kidnap Selena Gomez.
I had better be fucking involved with step four.
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
My mom just saw the bruise on my chest from the bite mark he left. Played it off that I hit myself w a box of beauty products. She believed me. God I love working retail sometimes.
He was all like, "I've prayed every single day just for one more night with you."
Omg just give him a quick handy and walk out.
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
Best surprise in my car. A cookie, sliced kiwi and the rest of my margarita. Work is going to be awesome.
Dude, you need to man up. You passed out before a PRESEASON game. It's a long season.
You took my underwater blowjob virginity.
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
Like I'm not tryna become president or marry a doctor or some shit here, like one level above garbage is all I'm asking for
i smell like vinegar and tequila i can feel the old people behind me judging
In other news, I’ve officially fucked a grandpa.
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